From the mobile unit mothership of abduction studios
Hovering somewhere off the map of consensus reality
Good evening and welcome to the Sun City Girls radio network
I am your host, Mexican Film Legend, counting for us
On tonight show we will be featuring a variety of high quality entertainment
Process through our unique transmitters
and specially prepared for the on the wild BBC programme
And so without further comment
Sit back, relax
And allow yourself to experience this next hour of excellent programming
Enjoy