The car won t start-it s falling apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows-got a run in my hose
My hair went flat-man, I hate that
Just when I thought things couldn t get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress-I must confess
This could be worse than PMS
This job ain t worth the pay
Can t wait til the end of the day
Honey, I m on my way
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Honey, I m home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I m back, my head s killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I m home!
I broke a nail opening the mail
I cursed out loud cause it hurt like hell
This job s a pain-it s so mundane
It sure don t stimulate my brain
This job ain t worth the pay
Can t wait til the end of the day
Honey, I m on my way
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Honey, I m home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I m back, my head s killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I m home!
Oh, rub my neck will you
Honey, I m home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I m back, my head s killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I m home!
I m home, that feels much better