I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet and gushy
Make that pull-out game weak, woo
Beat it up, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this garage
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you what I got this ring
Now from the top, make it drop
That's some wet...
Now get a bucket and a mop
That's some wet...
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP
That's some wet...
Macaroni in a pot
That's some wet... huh
(There's some *ho*es in this house) x8
Look, I need a hard hitter
I need a deep stroker
Not a garden snake
I need a king cobra
Your honor, I'm a freak
Give him something to believe
Cause I don't cook
I don't clean
But let me tell you what I got this ring
huh...
Now from the top, make it drop
That's some wet...
Now get a bucket and a mop
That's some wet...
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP
That's some wet...
Macaroni in a pot
That's some wet... huh
(There's some *ho*es in this house) x7
There's some *ho*es (There's some *ho*es in this house)